Twin Peaks Laura Palmer SOFT Shirt: SHE'S FILLED WITH SECRETS!

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"I'm going to let you in on a little secret: every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it; don't wait for it; just let it happen." -FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper

The most comfortable and highest quality t-shirt for a Twin Peaks fan you'll ever find!

The Shirt:

You'll get a Tri-Blend t-shirt which means it's mega soft (not those uncomfortable 100% cotton shirts that shrink and deform over time). It's "Next Level" brand and they are unisex sizing (scroll through the images for more).  

(*There is no print on the back of the shirt)


Please scroll through the images to see the measurements

Length can be measured by placing a t-shirt with its back side facing up (as seen in the photos for the product, just scroll through to see what I'm discussing). Measure from the topmost point of where the collar meets the seam, and go down to the very bottom of the shirt. This is the "Length."

Width can be measured by placing a t-shirt with its back side facing up, measure from seam to seam about half way down between the bottom of the sleeves to the bottom of the shirt (again- scroll through the images to see the example).

It's a slim fit type of shirt, so if that's not your deal then you'll typically go one size larger. I'll put the actual dimensions here (scroll through the photos to see more details on the shirts and sizes).

*I'm wearing a size Large in the photo, I'm 5'8" and about 190 lbs (depends on how much booze and cookies I've consumed).

Small: Length= 27.5", Width=18.25"

Medium: Length= 28.5", Width=19.75"

Large: Length= 29.5", Width=21.25"

XL Extra Large: Length= 30.5", Width=22.75"

XXL Double Extra Large: Length= 31.5", Width=24.75"

More Info on the shirt used:

  • 4.2 oz./yd², 50/25/25 polyester/combed ringspun cotton/rayon, 32 singles
  • Fabric laundered
  • Set-in 1x1 triblend baby rib collar
  • Side seamed
  • Tear away label


Shirts are non-refundable, but if you have any defects, don't like it or have an issue just let me know and I'll take care of you!

This one is ultra soft- I'm not lying. I hate uncomfortable Gildan cardboard shirts so this one is for my people that agree. Scroll through the photos for more.

If I sell out of the sizes, be patient; I'll order more if these are popular enough (follow me on Gumroad or social media for updates).

Please, PLEASE measure your favorite t-shirt at home and compare to make sure you're getting the correct size. I'm a one-man operation so I can't support returns and exchanges, thus I have to tell you the shirts are 'as-is.' That being said- feel free to get a hold of me if a mistake occurs, I'll work with you on getting you what you need!

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As-is no refunds or returns (SORRY! Im a 1-man op)

If you have ANY issues with the shirt please email me and we can work something out-

Last updated Feb 21, 2024

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Twin Peaks Laura Palmer SOFT Shirt: SHE'S FILLED WITH SECRETS!

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